Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: Why did you give him 1000 Rs?
Malika: Pehli bar kisine behen kaha!
Rajnikanth in IPL
1ball, 23runs needed to win.
Ball splits into 4 pieces.
All pieces go for 6’s.
Yenna Rascala.! 😀
Munna bhai: Are circuit apun ko ek nurse se pyar ho gela hai, Letter mein kya likhun??
Circuit: Simple bhai, likhne ka Dear Sister… I Love You!! Tumhara Munna Bhai
Salman Khan ladki dekhne gaya,
Ladki ki Maa behosh ho Gayi.
Hosh aaya to kisi ne pucha kya hua.
Maa boli: 20 saal pehle yeh mujhe bhi dekhne aaya tha.
After finishing MBBS, Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his first patient`s eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finally what did he say?
`The battery is OK`.