Bollywood Jokes

Saif Ali Khan


Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.

Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs.

Secretary: Why did you give him 1000 Rs?

Malika: Pehli bar kisine behen kaha!


Rajnikanth in IPL

Climax:
1ball, 23runs needed to win.
Bowler bowls,
Rajni hits.
Ball splits into 4 pieces.
All pieces go for 6’s.
Chennai wins!
Yenna Rascala.! 😀

Munnabhai and Circuit

Munna bhai: Are circuit apun ko ek nurse se pyar ho gela hai, Letter mein kya likhun??
Circuit: Simple bhai, likhne ka Dear Sister… I Love You!! Tumhara Munna Bhai


Salman Khan ladki dekhne gaya

Salman Khan  ladki dekhne gaya,

Ladki ki Maa behosh ho Gayi.

Hosh aaya to kisi ne pucha kya hua.

Maa boli: 20 saal pehle yeh mujhe bhi dekhne aaya tha.


Munnabhai finished MBBS!

After finishing MBBS, Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his first patient`s eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finally what did he say?
`The battery is OK`.