Bollywood Jokes

Bollywood Celebrity Password

Abhishek Bachchan – Paa sWord

Amitabh Bachchan – rekha

Shahrukh Khan – ppppassword

Madhuri Dixit – 12345678910111213

Shahid Kapur – Paffword

Emraan Hashmi – Muaaaaah

Nana Patekar – Kaekopoocha

Gabbar Singh – Aakthoo!!


Abhishek Bachchan's new movie

With Abhishek Bachchan’s GAME not being successful on the Bollywood box office, Shahrukh Khan is coming up with another movie after RA.ONE.

Its called GAY.MMMMMM  😉


Preity Zinta in Guinness
Executives from the Guinness Book of World Records are heard to be enlisting Preity Zinta in their book’s upcoming edition with an unique world record.

Most number of hugs on the cricket ground ever!!! 😀


Basanti aur Dhanno Ki Izzat

Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.

Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai.


Rajnikanth facts

Once upon a time Rajnikanth used a tooth powder to get strong teeth; today that powder is used as Ambuja Cement

Once Rajnikanth was playing cricket and rain stopped due to Heavy Play

Once Rajnikanth went for a walk and after an hour police arrested him. Because he had reached the United States without a visa.

Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the Oxford Dictionary!

Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth. Result: He is in a wheel-chair in Gujarish.

Rajnikanth was once told to choose three subjects when he got admission in junior college. He chose science, arts and commerce!

Rajnikanth can make calls from his iPod to his iPad!

One night, while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbrs. That’s how the Log table was invented.

One day Rajnikanth bunked school. Since then it is known as Sunday.