Bollywood Jokes

 Aamir aur Imran Ki Generation gap

Perfect Generation Gap !

Aamir Khan: Papa kehte hai bada naam karega…

Imran Khan: Daddy Mujhse Bola tu galti hai meri!!

hehe 😀


Classic Rajnikanth Jokes

If you spell Rajnikanth in scrabble, you win. FOREVER.

Rajnikanth doesn’t get frostbite. He bites frost.

Outer space exists only because it’s afraid to be on the same planet as Rajnikanth

Rajnikanth played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

They once made Rajnikanth toilet paper but it didnt work. Rajnikanth doesn’t take shit from ANYBODY.


Taare Zameen par

Obvious starcast if Sanjay Leela Bhansali made Taare Zameen Par:

Salman as the teacher.
Rani as the mother.
Of course the whole film would be shot on elaborate sets. The school would be nothing short of Harvard University.
An orchestra would play every time anyone cried.
Slow motion, different camera angles for every scene.
The school uniforms would match the classroom walls even though that does not make any difference.
The film would cost INR 60 crores!!


Aamir Khan

Aamir’s Mother asks Aamir – ” Beta ye aajkal Bijli ka Bill itana zyada kyu aa raha hai?? ”
Aamir replies – ” Mai kabhi batlaata nahi… Par andhere se darta hu mai Ma !!! ”

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Akshay AK-47

Question: What will Akshay Kumar’s name be when he turns 47?

Answer: AK – 47!!