During the shooting of a movie, Amitabh Bachchan asked all the stars and the crew in his class: “Anyone knows the formula for water ?”
“Sure. That’s easy,” said Priyanka Chopra.
“What is it ?”
“H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.”
“What, what?” asked Amitabh Bachchan.
“H to O” replied Priyanka! 😉
Amitabh: Thank you for calling customer care. Rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagte hain filhaal ek customer care agent hain.
Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.
Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.
Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha.
uske baad, uske baad mere bhai, Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga.
Exam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam to duji, shuru ho gayi MAAMU.”
Rajnikanth sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
There is no such thing as evolution. It’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
Rajinikanth can judge a book by it’s cover.
Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Rajinikanth has already been to Mars. That’s why there are no signs of life there.