Bollywood Jokes

 Bollywood Classic Dialogues Part 1

* The classic: “Main tumhaare bachche ki maa banne waali hoon.”

* The eternal reason for being the victim of anything that can happen to you in Bollywood movies :” Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ….”

* A main character in the movie will go to the temple and say :”Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga…..” 😀 😀

Bollywood Classic Dialogues Part 2

* Old hindi movie : “Aiye ji sunte ho.. Aap bade woh hein.”

* Lover-girl to leaving lover-boy : “Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti ”

* “Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein”

* “Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo”


Classic Rajnikanth Jokes - Part 5Rajnikanth doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the earth down. Superman can fly. Rajnikanth can make others fly. Time waits for Rajnikanth. And he can kill time too. Dead sea died because Rajnikanth killed it. If you ask Rajnikanth what time it is, he says “2 seconds till” . After you ask “till what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Classic Rajinikanth Dialogues Part 6

Rajnikanth does not wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

His email id:!

His email id:

Rajnikanth can drown a fish.

Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.

The Classic Ajit Jokes Part 1

AJIT : Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?

Robert : Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.

Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.

Lunch break mein usse phone milana.

Robert : Yes Boss.

AJIT : (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai   🙂