Once, a cobra bit Rajinikanth. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Rajinikanth and Superman once made a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underpants on the outside.
Rajinikanth was once in a knife fight: And the knife lost.
When Rajinikanth gets pulled over, he lets the cop off with a warning.
It takes Rajinikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!!
Ajit: US mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz “WAAR” hota hai.
Robert: nahin maaloom Boss!!!
Ajit: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR…
Dard – e – Disco, Shahrukh Vs Baba Ramdev
Why doesn’t Shahrukh Khan appear in any sequel movie of Dharmendra?
Because he doesn’t want to change his k.k.k.kiran style to k.k.k.kutton, main tumhara k.k.k.khoon pee jaoonga. 😉