Bollywood Jokes

Classic Rajinikanth Dialogues Part 7

Once, a cobra bit Rajinikanth. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Rajinikanth and Superman once made a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underpants on the outside.

Rajinikanth was once in a knife fight: And the knife lost.

When Rajinikanth gets pulled over, he lets the cop off with a warning.

It takes Rajinikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.


 The Classic Ajit Jokes Part 2

Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!!
Ajit: US mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz “WAAR” hota hai.
Bolo kaise???
Robert: nahin maaloom Boss!!!
Ajit: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR…


Dard - e - Disco, Shahrukh Vs Baba Ramdev

Dard – e – Disco, Shahrukh Vs Baba Ramdev


Shahrukh does not want to do a Dharmendra remake

Why doesn’t Shahrukh Khan appear in any sequel movie of Dharmendra?
Because he doesn’t want to change his k.k.k.kiran style to k.k.k.kutton, main tumhara k.k.k.khoon pee jaoonga. 😉