Here are some jokes on the Bollywood queen Katrina Kaif:

Katrina to KG Kid: How Many Months Are there in one Year?

Kid: 12

Katrina: Wow very good how do You Know that?

Kid: Baara Mahine Men Baaraa Tareeke Se Tujh Ko Pyaar Jitaaonga Re…DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA e e e e…! 😛

Katrina Kaif sporting an Avataar look

Saahil to his friend: “Meri” Aur “Katrina Kaif” ki Ek Aadat Bilkul Same Hai
Friend: What???
Saahil: Na Main Use Msg. Karta Hoon
Na Wo Mujhe Msg. Karti Hai! 😛
Taaliyaan!

Salman Khan chasing Katrina

Santa – GOD ek kudi chahiye
God – Tu Muslim hai toh KATRINA KAIF dunga Banya hai toh YANA GUPTA Punjabi hai toh KAREENA KAPOOR Bol tera naam kya  hai?
Santa –  MOHD SANTA SINGH AGGARWAL!

Katrina Kaif goes bald!

Who Aaj Bhi Sardi Mein Thithur Rahi Hai Doston…Maine Ek Baar Usse Bas Itna Kaha Tha K
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Sweater K Bina Katrina Kaif Lagti Ho! 😛

Two friends chatting:

1st friend to 2nd – Breaking News: Indian Top Actress “Katrina Kaif” Died In New York!

2nd friend – Shocked!

1st friend – Abbey Film NEWYORK Mein Yaar – Aise Thori Marne Doonga Tumhaare Bhaabhi  Ko!

Katrina-Akshay funny song remake

MODERN BEIZZATI…

Boy: I Luv U

Girl: Apni Shakal Dekhi Hai Kya?

Boy: Dekhi Hai Tabhi Toh Tere Paas Aaya Warna KATRINA KAIF Ke Paas Na Jaata!

Mujhse Shaadi Karogi style

Ranbir Kapoor drives n Katrina sits beside him

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hai ki Salman KhanKatrina Kaif se Shaadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves! 😀

Katrina-Salman age difference!

 Katrina: main tumhaare liye sab chod doongi.

Salman: ammi abbu?

Katrina: haan

Salman: khaana pina?

Katrina: haan

Salman: Friends?

Katrina: haan…

Salman: jo yeh joke padh raha hai use bhi.

Katrina: zubaan sambhaal ke baat karo Salman! Main sab ko chod sakti hoon lekin apne bhaai ko nahin!

Salman-Katrina get funny

Sardaar and Katrina Kaif having a conversation:

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all night in the train.
Katrina: why?
Sardar: got the upper berth.
Katrina: Y didn’t u exchange it?
Sardar: Oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower berth!

 

Bhakt: Bhagwaan mein Katrina se shaadi karna chaahta hoon!
Bhagwaan: Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar paayega?
Bhakt: Koi upaay bhagwaan
Bhagwaan : Mallika Sherawat!

 

Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. apni girlfriend Katrina ko phone karni hai.
Saab ki girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari apni girlfriend ko kitna pyaar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyaar karne ke baad hi main bhikaari ban gayaa!

Katrina Kaif vs Deepika Padukone

 

salman khan jealous of katrina kaif

Santa (Banta Sey): Aaj Maine Katrina Kaif Se Phone Pe Baat Ki Hai

Banta: Great Yaar! Kya Kaha Ussne?

Banta: Ussne Kaha WRONG NUMBER!

Katrina- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess what happened!

Ranbir- Pata nahi, tum bataao?

Katrina- the Chicken started dancing and singing “HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA…MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH…

Katrina proposing Ranbir for marriage!

 

Manmohan Singh vs Katrina Kaif!

 

Katrina and her fans!

 

Katrina looks at a shoe in the slice aamsutra ad

Salman & Katrina jokes

Salman Khan & Katrina